I Invited Matthew Barney on Facebook.

I invited Matthew Barney on FACEBOOK.

I am so nervous now, I do not know what to do!

What if the esteemed artist does not accept? What if he does?

Does it truly mean anything?

He had more FACEBOOK friends than anybody else I have ever clicked on. He had like 1,498 friends on FACEBOOK.

I suppose that's not a lot in comparison to like one of the Jonas Brothers if they are on FACEBOOK, but still.

He hasn't responded yet. We are in that iffy stage. He's probably thinking it over.

Probably he consulted Bjork for her opinion.

I am hoping when she recognizes my Icelandic name this will go in my favor.

But possibly it won't because she will know my name means "fear."

She might take it as a bad omen.

Oh, please Bjork Gudmundsdottir, convince Matthew!

This has got me really upset. It's been like eighteen hours. What could he possibly be thinking?

I just called off work. Probably I should have lied why I am not coming in, but I don't like to lie.

I had to explain it five times and talk to two different people and somebody wrote it all down on a piece of paper so they wouldn't forget the details.

Let me go check and see if I have a new friend on FACEBOOK.

I didn't really like the Cremaster thing that much. It was okay. And the other work was alright I suppose.

OMG I am going to go out for a bagel or something. This sitting by the computer or the telephone just doesn't make one feel like a man.

But probably I will see him downtown on a magazine cover and sigh.

I hope none of my coworkers are taking an early lunch.